Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Frog God Trying Not To Feel Guilty About Accepting 10,000$ From Pair of Insane Donors

"You could feed a starving kid in Calcutta until he was in high school on that much money" says author Bill Webb, "but they do get steel-coated covers."

"They may believe they're obeying the requests of an actual frog god," said a company spokesman, "We're not 100% sure on this, really."

The high-end edition of Bill Webb's upcoming Lost Lands: Sword of Air will reportedly also include "a metal clasps".

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